Junior Miss Pageant 1999 series vol 1 part 1 naked

This RiffTrax is only compatible with the Theatrical Release, not the extended edition.

Mike Nelson and special guest riffer Kevin Murphy go after the ultimate comedy prize in this very special two-part RiffTrax. The Fellowship of the Ring, the thrilling tale of some short guys, some slightly taller hairy guys, some thin, fey, but slightly taller guys, some grungy, somewhat beefier, slightly taller guys, and a frighteningly hairy, older, slightly taller guy with a stick, and their quest to throw something somewhere hot. And not A Very Unlucky Leprechaun – which we haven't done yet but are seriously mulling over. The greatest fantasy epic of all times is at last a RiffTrax! No, not Crossroads – we already did that. You'll scream, you'll laugh, you'll jump out of your seat! (And then you should probably start watching the movie). Because he was too chicken to sit in the dark and watch it by himself, Mike enlisted the help of his old pal Kevin Murphy for this hilarious RiffTrax. (A technique now widely used by custodians the world over.)įeaturing the blood curdling theme song by director John Carpenter in which he hits a G on a piano key 900 times, then a C about 738 times and then hammers on the G for a time before hitting a G# and then starting the process over again and repeating it several hundred thousand times. But in a respectable 2nd place, anyway, is Halloween, the horrifying tale of an evil madman named Mike Myers (as if his Simon character wasn't chilling enough) who terrorizes a babysitter by putting on a jumpsuit and hiding in the hedge. Ghost not being able to get pregnant because Mr. The most shocking Halloween-related thing ever - with the possible exception of the joke about Mrs. Can they rekindle their friendship? Will they reform their circus/bartender act? Will they get a job together tossing chicken strips around at a Carl's Jr.? When Coughlin betrays his partner, Brian flees to Jamaica, puts on a cheap, Qiana jungle print shirt and resumes his half-baked act there, soon bedding down the improbably named Jordan Mooney (Shue).

When young Brian Flanagan (Cruise) is discharged from the Army and quickly discovers that he has few job prospects, scant talent, and no discernible intelligence, he exercises his only real option and gets a job at a TGI Fridays, whipping around bottles of Blue Curacao and serving deep-fried broccoli balls to people wearing suspenders. Tom and Nicole's wedding night? No, this is the thrilling plot of Cocktail, starring Cruise, Bryan Brown, Kelly 'Road House' Lynch and Gina 'Showgirls' Gershon. A drunken Australian councils a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments.

Junior Miss Pageant 1999 series vol 1 part 1 naked